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Editor’s wrath:
Internet search engines
This month, our topic is internet search engines. You know, Yahoo, Google, Alta vista, whatever you use to search for porn, you bunch of freaks!
Ok so what’s new? Nothing! We all know that the porn industry has taken over the internet; we all know that you can’t sell anything without sex appeal.
And we all damn know that Christina Aguilera should quit her music career and focus on what she really wants, which is to become a porn star.
Britney Spears huh? You better
stop me now before I begin bitching!
A couple of things about her, when she first released “Hit me baby one more time”, she kept saying that she broke her leg blah, blah, blah, and how she would have loved to have been on ‘Top of the pops’.
You know the typical bullshit, pretending that they love their fans out of the goodness of their heart, why don’t they admit that the only reason they love their fans is because they’ve made them what they are.
Man you should see what these woman look like without make up!
Marilyn Manson was a parasite, all the sudden he becomes famous because he’s sold a lot of records by claiming he’s the antichrist.
And
then he starts acting as if he is a god, he forgets the people who put him
there, 
he was just some geek who
used to suck his next door neighbours dick.
I read in a review in his autobiography that he had a neighbour who used to visit him and sodomise him; the boy was just a couple of years older.
Ask his fans, even they know that he once performed on stage with a dick in his mouth!
Anyhow back to Titney, I mean Britney.
Yeah, so she’s fractured her leg right and then comes back on stage a couple of months later, and surprise, surprise, she has bigger boobs.
Then she claims she carries a bible with her, excuse me! With the ridiculously short dresses she’s wearing I wonder whether she has any room to carry a bible.
Ever since Christina turned into a total slut, Britney Spears is taking part in lesbian acts with Madonna to try and outshine Christina as the number one “pop whore”.
You don’t need wits; you just need to be a straight up hoe. Britney Spears is finally acting her age by kissing Madonna.
Ok
so when Britney was going out with Justin Timberlake, she was saying about how
she has no interest in fornication and they have strict sleeping arrangements.
That’s cool I guess, a very good role model! Then I hear from my friend about how he read an article about how she talked about her “saucy” sex life.
Even Justin said that the reason why he left her was due to her sleeping around; even Fred Durst said he had sexual relations with Britney.
Could you imagine Fred Durst banging Britney spears to “rollin”, with his shitty red cap?
And Justin Timberlake saw his ex girlfriend exchanging a lesbian kiss with Madonna at the VMA’s; it was a Jerry Springer moment.
I guess the best Justin Timberlake could hope for now is Ms. Dynamite!
Ok so having said this we come back to the internet and how nothing sells as well as it should without sex appeal.
You
have Tatu who dress up like school girls and always end up kissing each other
like the bunch of dyke’s they are!
I turned on the radio which I rarely do, but someone wanted to listen to the new Michael Jackson song that’s another issue I don’t want to go into.
So guess what we hear? None other than some dude called Kevin Little; however you spell his name I don’t care!
The lyrics to his song went something like this: “SO LET ME HOLD YOU GIRL CARESS MY BODY YOU GOT ME GOING CRAZY - YOU -TURN ME ON -TURN ME ON....”
Fuck the world with your singing! Fuck you and the people behind you!
What is this, I know there are songs that are much worse than this, but this song is aimed at every age group, not like Dr. Gay’s songs, I mean Dr. Dre.
Is that guy actually a qualified doctor? And what sort of sissy name is Dre?
That’s like Chantel or Cristelle or Shivon, man get your asses down to the hair salon and out of my face!
So what’s changed? Nothing, you have groups like the spice girls promoting underage sex to little kids, and their group is aimed at kids.
What sort of song is “Two become one” to promote to kids?
It’s about two people becoming one, with the group chanting in the background “Wanna make love to ya baby”.
They might as well promote “One leg up” to little kids!
So these so called “Innocent” songs are out there to distort children and make them have biased opinions about sex.
You see ‘Dawson Creek’ and ‘American Pie’ is teaching them this “We want fun” attitude.
They don’t look at the other side of the spectrum, they don’t think about the fact that they could get their girlfriends pregnant.
They don’t think about sexually transmitted diseases.
So what if they wear a condom? Imagine if it splits you want to tell that to your kid when he asks you how he came to this world?
Now I am blabbing on and on about pointless stuff, the real point was to show how sex has taken over the whole world.
You have sites for every taste, you have porn for extremely perverted people, and they’ve even given it a fancy name, “Fetish”.
This is to try and not insult the viewer and not tell him what he really is, a pervert.
Google didn’t add us to their list so I told them to suck my dick exactly where its at, and other obscene things. Finally I told them to please add my site.
Wow, that’s an encouraging call.
I also sent them links to sites they’ve listed on Google, some were even illegal!
Stuff, like Warez sites, Hacking sites, Racist sites, something called www.havesexwithyourparents.com just kidding!
And this was their reply:
Hi
Colin,
Thank you for your note. We understand that your site hasn't shown up in
our search results even though you've submitted your URL to us. We'd like
to explain why this may have happened and what it means…
We don’t appreciate obscene language we understand you are frustrated… we will look further into the illegal sites you’ve mentioned… Of course, we cannot anticipate and answer everyone's questions on our website… Your note included many obscenities, please refrain from talking in this manner when you are sending our staff a message… Your I.P address has been recorded if you do not refrain we will take further action against you…
Blah, blah, blah…
The rest is all nonsense about how they meet everyone’s expectations and about their awards and all the dicks they’ve sucked.
So now they have my I.P address, will these guys get off my dick already?
Anyway what are they going to do to me? Take me to court?
Think of the news headlines, “Local hero slams Google.com and holds his nuts up”
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