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Gay dudes
Marilyn Manson
This
guy is basically a really annoying person; he’s made a career out of insulting
Christianity and ripping bibles on stage.
People keep making excuses for his bitch ass, he’s a self proclaimed Satanist yet he doesn’t worship or believe in Satan.
Ok so why is the organization he belongs to called “Church of Satan”, and not the “Church of atheism”?
The guy releases his debut album, no one really cares, and so he sucks off all the guys from “Nine Inch Nails” and asks them to help him out.
They do and he comes up with “Antichrist superstar”, which was his best selling album.
Then the follow up to that album sold well, but as soon as people realised that all the other albums from that point sucked there was a decline in his record sales.
His latest release “The golden age of grotesque” which he tricked people into buying claiming it’s his groups best work, it sucked dick it really, really did.
Marilyn Manson had a nose job, as well as ass surgery, and many people think he has breast implants, but he hasn’t.
So on what charges have we arrested him on the counts of being a gay dude?
Here are the many reasons:
He ripped up bibles on staged, he performed on stage with a dick in his mouth, he throws around mutilated animal parts to his audience, he talks ill of God when he claims he doesn’t believe in him, he once dressed up like the pope of Italy to mock him, he dressed up like Mickey Mouse to promote his latest album, he’s more than 6ft tall and wears high heels, he walks around with bodyguards even though he’s the man that we all fear, right? He sucked of his band mate Twiggy who’s real name is Jeordie Francis White. He hides behind freedom of speech, he claims insulting Christianity is an art, he disrespects Jesus, he wears contact lenses to spook people and make them fear him, and he’s taken nude photos while having lipstick smeared on his face.
Ozzy Osbourne
Awww
he looks so cute, hard to imagine he’s the same guy who bit of the head of a
dove and bat on stage.
You think that’s the only thing he’s guilty for?
This junkie now has a hit TV show on MTV along with his annoying family all they do is swear, pretty creative shit.
His eldest daughter “Aimee” refused to appear on the show and the family act as if she doesn’t exist.
His wife is a hoe; his son was a drug addict and checked into rehab at the age of 17.
His daughter “Kelly” can’t sing, she’s fat, she moans a lot, and she likes Britney Spears.
And this is the sort of family they want to present?
People laugh and stare without knowing this guys dark past, and the fucked up life he’s lived.
You see they won’t tell you he used to smack his wife, and shot 17 of his pet cats.
They won’t tell you he actually worshipped Satan, and almost killed his wife while telling her 'we've decided that you've got to go.'
You can see that he’s nothing but an alcoholic and drug abuser.
His kids are extremely spoiled, “Jack” is a little dickhead who uses illegal drugs and swears at his mum, what a bad man.
“Kelly” basically looks exactly like her father, with the beer belly everything, she is basically him.
Sorry Ozzy but you are one hell of a gay dude!
Hugh grant
Last
but not least, this fucking dimwit, you might remember he was arrested for
paying a really ugly prostitute for oral sex.
He apparently wanted to suck her dick, and this all happened while he was dating Elizabeth Hurley.
Wow, talk about being desperate.
This time however we’ve arrested him on the charges of being a gay dude!
Its one thing his wife is a skank she fucking had to go and say “'I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.” Hold on, who the hell are you?
She’s such a skank, she actually says that and gets a nose job, fuck your name and from where you came!
I have nothing more to say about this guy, apart from him being a big twat.
Get him out of my site!
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