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Holland Parke School 2003 a year in review
Welcome students,
the year 2003 is finally coming to an end, as usual people would review the whole year and reflect on what's happened, then some people would write up their New Years resolutions.
Here at HPS we would like to look back at the year 2003, to see if it has taught us anything!
Asylum Seekers
Many people hate these guys, I'm not sure why because every time there's a war caused by Blair and Bush, you see these people rushing to Britain or Germany.
Yet you don't see anyone complaining about the hookers coming from Eastern Europe. Man those girls give some really nice massages, I'm actually typing this while I'm getting a massage.
Most of the people who come here to basically make riches and live a better life are "Immigrants", the people who come here however because they are fleeing persecution are "Asylum Seekers".
But for some reason the toilet paper tabloids are willing to tar them all as "Asylum Seekers", this is just pure crap, because the ones who are exploiting this country are "Economic Immigrants", then you have the tabloids labelling the majority as "Bogus Asylum Seekers".
All I see is some Australian journalists who work for "The Sun" mouthing off about "Asylum Seekers", all I see is tabloids publishing articles about asylum seekers as front page material.
7% of Britain's population makes up the amount of Ethnic minorities, I don't see what the real problem is.
If the government would just be more tougher on the people who want to corrupt Britain and decline the applications of the people who have just come here to take advantage of the system, then there wouldn't be so much hatred towards "Asylum Seekers".
On the other hand the "Asylum Seekers" need to return the favour, so again this year we've learned absolutely nothing!
Another point that needs to be made is that Germany has had 1.5 million applications for asylum between 1990-96, Britain is regarded as a soft touch when its had 224,000.
You also find many British people bringing in illegal immigrants for money, you see them being recruited illegally as cheap labour, there is corruption in the system and instead of blaming ourselves we're blaming them.
Protests 15 February
This
year has been the year of protest after protest, after protest.
Across the world, if you were pro-war and didn't want to hear about it there's no way you didn't see or hear about it at some point.
On AOL all these pathetic little pro-war losers sitting at home on their ass starting mouthing off, when I came back home all I see is messages about how "1 million marched, 60 million didn't".
Dude you miss the point, this is the biggest demonstration that took place in British history, it wasn't about protecting Saddam, who gives a fuck about him? The whole point is that violence is the weapon of ignorant people, there's always a peaceful solution, we know who's going to win the war anyway, but even people who are pro-war can't deny that Tony Blair is a rotten liar! What's he going to do? Arrest me on the charges that Saddam funded me at some point in my life?
Now I was completely anti-war, but I couldn't help and stare in rage at some idiotic people who were protesting because its like a fashionable thing to do.
You had pupils who skipped school and claimed they were just protesting against the war because they "believed so much in the war."
What the fuck does that mean?
You see some homeless guy who's just woken up from the street, he's completely baffled, all the sudden he joins in the protest.
Ms fucking dynamite had a speech prepared, it was full of shit, Jesse Jackson an adulterer had come to preach.
It all seemed like bullshit!
I'm still anti-war however, despite being annoyed at most of these dipshits!
The most annoying thing I saw was on this serious debate where they had a panel made up of people who were pro-war on one side, and anti-war on the other.
They had this 16 year old slapper, with face paint on to talk against the war, her comments were completely gay!
She stole the usual anti-war lines from the news, and she had this Yankee "Whatever" style going on.
The lines she came up with by herself were "War is bad man! It's not good, a lot of asylum seekers will come in man, me don't want that, I'm scared of dem people!"
War in Iraq 20th March
How could anyone forget about this?
Many people are divided on the issue whether the war was necessary or not, if
its one thing history has taught us is that war is hell, and in the time we're
in, with all these WMD going round it can't really get any deadlier.
Instead of turning away from war and proving to the world that we're civilised and don't solve our problems with violence.
I think we all need to look at the example Ghandi has set to humanity and how he overcame all his problems peacefully. Instead its another year another war, we've learned absolutely nothing!
You have Blair telling the world that the reason we went to war is because of weapons of mass destruction, and it turns
out there was no proof of that.
Then you hear him and his accomplice both say that the war wasn't about weapons of mass destruction to begin with, instead it was about removing Saddam, in that case they can go round to every Muslim country and remove all their leaders on the counts of those leaders being complete assholes.
If the war was about teaching assholes like Saddam a lesson then the war was justified, but they lied to the public, you have bill Clinton getting his dick sucked by Monica Lewinsky, then you have George Bush getting his dick sucked by Tony Blair, so what's changed?
Then Monica writes an autobiography about how well she sucked Clintons dick, that must be a really entertaining autobiography, shit she's become a star ever since she sucked the presidents dick.
A dick sucking secretary, that will look really good on her CV.
Saddam should have been removed because he invaded Kuwait and led a war against Iran, with the weapons that the Americans gave him. Surely they must have known he was a threat back then.
Then we hear the same people who permitted him to wage war against the Iranians talk about his crimes against humanity, all the sudden invading Iraq isn't the same as when Iraq invaded Kuwait.
Now that fuck Saddam has been
captured the guy was hiding in a hole, armed with a pistol, the American troops
surround him, he grabs his dick and tells them he's surrendered.
The thing is the American troops have a bad history of sexually assaulting captives, like when they were in Vietnam, who's to say they didn't rape Saddam?
He looked really knackered, when they were examining him you saw them sticking a spatula in his mouth, he was describing how the troops ejaculated in his mouth, you see they were looking for evidence!
The second gulf war was probably the most shortest war, most of the troops that died at the beginning were from friendly fire, now they're being killed on a daily basis, soon they'll be heading to Iran or Syria, or Israel, opps I didn't mean Israel, I meant some other dangerous Muslim country!
The thing that's on everyone's mind is why the hell did Saddam ask everyone to fight to the death and was captured without resisting, could it be that he was gassed or raped? I think he was raped.
You had Jessica Lynch on the other hand saying she was never raped, although she was shot in the leg.
Then they start to act as if they rescued her from a prison, when they rescued her from a hospital, this was probably the biggest piece of propaganda, and who needed a lap dancer to entertain the American troops when Mohamed Sahaf was doing more than any entertainer could do?
The war got off to an embarrassing start, with friendly fire related deaths, the capture of American soldiers by the Iraqi's (Who were later released unharmed), the Hutton Inquiry, plagiarised dossiers, Robin cook resigns, dopey Clare Short resigns, George Galloway rinses Blair and bush about they're homosexual tendencies, Alastair Campbell resigns for being a bitch ass and tries to blame his problems on the BBC, and almost everyday there was a protest against the war somewhere.
Bush even wanted Britain to create a wall for his visit, when he's asked what he thinks about the demonstrations, he said one of those spoon fed phrases about how freedom was so great.
The bombings that took place in Istanbul overshadowed the whole event, earlier there was a bombing in Saudi Arabia, five suicide bombers attack in Casablanca, 2 explosions go off in Bombay, the terrorists were at it again, so what exactly has this war on terror done to stop terrorism?
All I see is Tony Blair smiling and sucking Bush's dick, he tried to promote this war the most, despite it not being his war, he even went on fucking MTV to deceive idiots who knew nothing about politics to support him.
If you remember by 17th March Iraq was meant to carry out Bush and Blair's demands, then the only countries pro-war, Spain, Britain and US went to the UN to make the war legal, the UN didn't didn't back the war, by March the 20th the war had started. By April 9th the American and British troops captured Baghdad, one American dumb ass stuck the US flag in Saddam's face (his statue), the others calmed his bitch ass down and told him to take it off.
But one question which Blair and Bush will never answer is how was Saddam such a threat if Baghdad was captured in less than three weeks?
Saddam sold the Iraqi people out, if he just left the country none of this would have happened, now his two sons are dead and he's captured, so what sort of dick did he suck in the end?
Shitty news
Those were probably the most important things that were going on, I forgot to mention the NASA space shuttle that crashed on 1 February.
Now lets move on to the shit news that went on, that no one could give a fuck less.
At the beginning of the year on Jan 5th, there were two houses that were raided that happened to have Ricin (Poisonous caster oil beans), and the Finsbury park Mosque was raided, however these raids stopped after the war had started, so was this all bullshit?
You have that tosser Abu Hamza on every newspaper, this guy lost his eye and hand in battle, for some reason he has to replace his hand with a hook, he could have gone for prosthetics, but no, after all he wants to look like a pirate.
He is one of those loud mouths who preaches hate and wants to alienate the Muslims in Britain and around the world.
This dude used to be a bouncer at a gay club in Soho, he even married an "Infidel", to get his British passport, this guy should have been in the gay dudes section!
On 9th April Charles Ingram some proper dickhead had help from a college lecturer who helped him reach the 1 million prize by coughing.
Now the thing I don't understand is that why didn't the person who help him reach his goal of 1 million didn't just go on the show alone and won 1 million and told Ingram to fuck himself.
11th April, Michael Douglas and his hoe win the case against hello magazine, now his hoe is trying to sue some diet book, those two sluts keep getting personal over stupid shit!
18th June, gay ass Beckham signs up with Real Madrid, Victoria is looking pissed because she's no longer in the public eye, that's why David Beckham releases his autobiography, chatting shit about how he was going to beat up Alex Ferguson.
They went to Hollywood to try and get some attention, now that stupid slut wants to re-launch her shitty music career.
21st June, some dickhead dressed up like Bin Laden gate crashes Prince Williams Birthday party, who gives a fuck?
19th October, David Blaine walks out of his box smelling like shit, he stayed in the box for 44 days as he promised, kept himself entertained by masturbating while covering himself with a blanket, and wearing a nappy.
Important news for England 23 November
England
win the rugby world cup! Not that I like rugby, but its a great achievement in
English history, this Australian guy was beaten up outside a chip shop for being
on the losing side round Latimer.
Other than that everyone celebrated with style, and it was like fuck everything! The world cup, baby!
Johnny Wilkinson fucked Australian up in 26 seconds, not 21 seconds! Fuck the So solid crew!
Have a happy New Year, and if you're having a party bring in some "buff yeti's blad", whatever that means.
2003 © Holland Parke School