1. What is Holland Parke School?

Holland Parke school is a school themed spoof site.

2. Is it based on a real school?

Yes it is based on a real school, but the jokes aren't factual in any way, everything in this site is a parody.

3. Who are the writers?

The writers are a bunch of flesh eating cannibals who live in caves on the top of Mount Everest.

4. Is the site based on any real teachers or students?

Nope, this site and content is based on fictional characters.

5. I find some of the content inappropriate how should I let you know?

We know there are many of you people who like to moan like old people in the park, don't worry those pigeons won't hurt you! If you want to let off a bit of steam or give us a piece of your mind then send us a letter, Click Here.

6. Can I steal bits of your site?

No! If we find out you've been stealing any ideas or content from our site then we will sue you until you find yourself homeless while pushing an empty  trolley.

7. What's the deal with Mc Faghit is he homophobic?

Mc Faghit, is our way of pulling fun out of idiots who spend their day mcing (similar to rapping but using many many nonsense words), put their hand down their trousers while they strut, and are obsessed with gay people.

8. Is Rabbi Cokh a real rabbi?

Nope Rabbi Cokh is just a made up character, like Mc Faghit and Master John Bater. 

9. Why did you choose a Rabbi, instead of Priest, or Imam?

We wanted to have a religious educations teacher who's of Jewish faith, this is because we've heard about Priests and Imams, but for some reasons we don't hear a lot about Rabbi's.

10. You made me upset what should I do?

Dry those tears and read the notice, if that doesn't work we can sing you a lullaby until you fall asleep, you've had a tough day.