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MC FAGHIT © (I hit faggots you get it?)
Introduction
Has Mc Faghit hit you yet?
“In my long profession as a Science teacher I have never encountered such a unintelligent Student in my class, he is disrespectful to staff, uses impolite and vulgar language.
He is extremely antisocial and has gotten into many fights with students including teachers, for the simple fact that he claims everyone and everything is homosexual.
Not only has this student been in trouble within the school but outside the school also.
Many of his offences with the police have been throwing glass bottles, using sharp weapons, head butting, and kicking penises subsequently leading to sterility in his victims because he believes gay men shouldn’t become pregnant.
In no way do I recommended this student to work at your premises here at Safeway’s not only has he been a menace to society but himself, he hasn’t been a stranger to experimenting with drugs.”
-Master John Bater
Some chief wrote that about me once, when I asked him for a reference so I could work at Safeway’s. The next day I saw him he was acting sly and unusually friendly so I capped him.
Then one time that bitch asks me to hand in coursework on the same day I had an exam to revise for and I just threw the coursework in his face.
When I went home that day I didn’t revise though I just blazed.
So the next day I come to school this punk says where’s your homework so I just throw a grenade in his face!
Boom! His face got jacked! Then he phones my parents telling me to go apologize, so I come in the next day and stab him with my dick!
Anyway though enough about this pussy hole let’s get down to real business.
So I guess I am not famous yet, when I am though I am going to become prime minister and make the trains run slow blame it on someone else while I am on holiday, spend all your taxes on building some fucked up place and then more taxes to close it.
A bit of info about myself, I basically hit people who I think are gay, and many of them would call me things like antisocial only cause I hit them.
I also am a Mc, (Master of Ceremony) if haven’t already noticed.
So I have decided to write you some stories about the things I have encountered in my life accompanied by some of my rago lyrics.
Story 1
Oi blad are you getting loud?
I remember it well it was the darkest gayest day in my life.
Listening to Oxide and neutrino on my dad’s car stereo, that day he was driving like a son of a bitch to get home soon so he could watch Halifax versus scunthorpe.
I would have been riding my moped that day but it was raining, and I have to look good for the ladies at the nightclub.
Had some curry and a shower when I came home even though I hate eating that shit but because everyone else here likes it I have to like it too.
So I am ready to leave the house looking as happy as Ariel Sharon at the time he was in charge of Sabra and Chatilla.
The rain was stopping and I was getting ready to ride my ped, when I saw from a distance some guy, scratching my moped with his keys.
I think to myself what is this brejin doing?
I see a next gay guy with him who walks off, so I approach this guy and say Oi what are you dong blad?
He gets all scared denying it like when Ariel Sharon denied he had anything to do with the Sabra and Chatilla massacre.
So I check the scars he left on my bike it seemed like him and his brejin were just mucking around scratching my ped with their keys, playing noughts and crosses.
“Oi blood why did you scratch my ped?”
And he just freezes in his place, you can feel his heart had just dropped to the ground.
“I didn’t scratch your bike” he chats
“Blad you even wrote your name on the bike you wrote your signature.”
“Oh yeah what’s my signature then?” he says.
“blad I just can’t figure you out why would you do something like that?” I shout out.
“Well I don’t know you why would I do something like that?” he protests like his innocent.
“Oi blood are you getting loud?” I say out loud.
Suddenly I could feel the guy wishing he were never born, as he says, “why should I?”
Those two words made me know that he was a pussy, “you think your live innit blad” I said.
“Live why I don’t know what you mean” he starts crying.
So I grab his nose and start twisting it like I was twisting Dwight Yorke’s girlfriend’s nipples, and I told him not to cry or I would kill him!
So he tried his best not to cry that poor pussy, and all this mucus fell on my Adidas tracks and I am like “oh no you did not just do that!”
So he tries to get loud, trying to shout at me so I say “oh no blad stop that you almost gave me an erection”.
To ridicule his pussiness, and the guy got happs and starts saying “are you gay blad?” while winking at me.
This guy just didn’t get it, so I just gave him a rock bottom.
I made my way to the nightclub after that silliness, and the whole club was quiet cause I was the only black person there, the rest were all Pakistani.
All of them people had blonde bitches and I am like what the fuck?
How can all these bre’s get all the pussy man?
Why I oughta knock them out! So I march up to the DJ and he’s bussing some shit like “brimful of asha…45…everybody needs a bossom for a pillow.”
I am like what is dis shit? So I chucked the DJ out and told him to duck.
So I start to play “sentimental things” by So Solid and just blaze.
My conclusion to that story is below:
My name is neutrino,
Just like Benjamin Netanyahu,
I have blonde bleached hair,
And wash my eyebrows without a care,
My whole career has been a joke,
Cause I tried to shoot the pope,
I was caught dealing dope,
These lyrics are shit but don't dis,
Or I’ll rinse you down; and cum in your face,
I’ll force your parents on my knees,
And make them all suck our D’s,
One more wrong move and I’ll get your house keys,
Open up your door you’ll be naked ,
Take all your possessions,
By the way I never got jacked!
So don't chat unless you want to get slapped!
Remember when I was carrying a gun and got capped?
Shot myself in the leg cause I am fucking idiot like dat!
When I say, you say, your dad says, your mum says, your parents say, your family say, your dog says, How did I ever make it to no.1?
I Sexed your mum twice,
Cummed between her thighs,
I hope you recognize my dick size,
2.1 inches plus one,
Neutrino dun!
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