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Rabbi Cokh
Cockroaches!
Shalom
This is your rabbi speaking, over the past few years I have made very few friends in life, the reason being people are too insensitive to each others needs.
I was sitting once in the internet café, just researching some very important things.
Next to me, a mother and her four kids were surfing the internet, they all seemed like a happy bunch.
Suddenly the mother had to head downstairs to get herself a cappuccino.
As soon as she left the kids all gathered round one computer screen and started asking each other about some really “hectic” site.
So I turned my head thinking that by no doubt they were going to visit Judaism.com, to my amusement all I could see was a naked lady.
Apparently they did a search on Google, by searching for images, thank you very much Google!!!
I have devised a small formula to illustrate my point:
Google= Susa
Susa = Satan
Stupid children
Let me begin my topic, firstly thank you very much for reading my past article.
In life we all make friends, but in the time we are living in now we forget its suck and let suck!
People want to suck you to the last drop and expect you to put up with their kids.
Parents are the most annoying sort of people, whenever they’re on the bus with their baby they expect everyone to get out of their way.
When they have their stupid babies in their trolleys they always have a dirty look on their face as if they’re in pain, I mean are they the only people in the world that have given birth?
Listen to my story and judge for yourself how kids have turned into spoiled little cockroaches!
About a week ago I was on the bus; I was sitting on the top decker of a double decker bus.
As usual I am sitting way ahead in front with my hand across the other seat and my legs stretched apart.
Then, all the sudden two stupid little ignorant fools step on the bus; they sit right in the back.
You should have heard those filthy animals, they kept using profanity, it was as if Eminem himself was on the bus.
Suddenly one of them starts screaming “I am sick of asking nice I’m about to make this blunt, how would you like my dick in your cunt?”
At that moment I realised that the people sitting on the bus were all cockroaches who were too afraid to stand up to these punks.
So I turned my face around and said “Would you stupid cockroaches stop making noise!”
One of the boys started saying “Mind your own business blad! Don’t be acting all loud, we’ll cut you up and eat your brain!”
At that point I was frightened by those comments so I turned back round and minded my own business.
Then it all went to my head when I heard them talk about how they collected beyblades and transformers.
“You little cockroaches won’t shut up will you?” I yelled.
“Bitch your mums got no thumb, talking about how she’s been hitch hiking to work, to save money, what?” one of them shouted.
“Ok I see, very funny joke, ha, ha, ha, carry on, sorry for interrupting you” I calmly said.
“Nah blad, say you’re gay then we’ll let you slide” one of them demanded.
“Ha, ha I am gay” I said happily.
“Rah blad does your mum know your gay” one of them said.
“No” I said.
“Oi allow that pussy, Oi mate fuck your mum! Fuck your mum!!! Bo back to our conversation” one of them screamed.
I wanted to really do something crazy to them but I keep hearing about shootings and stabbings on the news, I was afraid they could be one of those types of idiots!
Anyway it was getting darker, and they were both about to leave the bus, so I pretended I was reading Colin hal’s letter about how he wanted the students to keep their pencils sharpened.
It turned out they didn’t want to leave the bus after all as one of them grabbed my ear and shouted “Fuck your mum!!!”
I just smiled and said “I’ll take your word for it”
I pretended that it was my stop and walked slowly down the stairs.
They both went back to their seats and I reached the door.
The bus was travelling extremely fast, I saw the emergency stop lever and I pulled it.
The bus came to a sudden stop and I jumped out of the bus just before it exploded with the passengers inside!
Good riddance to bad rubbish I thought to myself.
2003 © Holland Parke School